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The garbage collector is not stealing our
stuff.
- I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying
under the coffee table.
- If I roll my toys behind the fridge or behind the sofa, they're
gone.
- I can shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE I enter the
house.
- I should not eat the cat's food, either before they eat it
or after they throw it up.
- It is not necessary to find the few remaining pieces of clean
carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.
- The bathroom wastebasket is not a cookie jar.
- If I chew crayons or pens, especially the red ones, my people
will think I'm hemorrhaging.
- When in the car, I should not insist on having the window
rolled down when it's raining outside.
- Since we do not have a doorbell, I don't have to bark each
time I hear one on the TV.
- The sofa is not a face towel.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- I should not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for
Mom's driver's license and car registration.
- I should not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's
on the toilet.
- If I eat mint-flavored floss out of the bathroom garbage,
my people will think I have worms when they see a string hanging
out of my butt.
- I am not obligated to roll around in the dirt immediately
after a bath.
- The toilet bowl is not a never-ending water supply.
- Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable
way of saying hello.
- The cat is not a squeaky toy, so when I play with him and
he makes that noise, it's probably not a good thing.
- Cat turds are not dog candy.
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